he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
I woke up naked on my couch playing a video game I thought I had dreamed about... oh yeah, and someone cut my hair.
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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