Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
ASS. GYMANSTICS. OLYMPICS. NOW!!!
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
These last 48 hours have just been about deleting my most recent snap story
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
I just paid a hobo to give me his Santa hat so I can take Christmas nudes. Will send them later, they're fire.
I should buy myself lingerie for Valentine’s Day instead of a present for you because I am the present
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