I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Drunk lesbians having an argument about their realationship isn't as hot as I imagined.....
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
if theres anything i pride myself on, its my ability to look homeless.
The melted ice in my drinks tonight is probably the most water I've had in like 3 days accumulated.
I wish drunk me wasn't so into manscaping. Or at least good at it. Either or really
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Just so you know, you called at 2 last night and kept making me tell you that I loved you and then when you got home you thanked me for walking you home. Incase you forgot, I'm still about 200 miles away.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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