But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
I think i accidentally made vodka pancakes
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
My boobs love her too. She makes them feel important even though they're small
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
Dude. That Grinch had his priorities right when he was worried that there might be a cash bar at that town celebration.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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