Boner jamz table deep. plus bar deep. wiing waing.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
He threw me out a window and then threw raw ground beef at us. Normally you'd hate someone for that, but that guy's great.
You drank everything last night. It was like this huge deconstructed long island that went on for 5 hours
We'll talk about this tommorrow when I'm not mistaking my fingers for French fries....
She sent pictures and the names of her 2 cats and her dog and told me that I should be happy to have met the whole family.
You must be good in bed dude
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
I think this is the first time I heard a lesbian version of baby it's cold outside.
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