my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
I took a bird feeder and filled it with alka-seltzer. Can you say fireworks?
He considered it romantic when he told me mid-blow job that no matter what happens, he will "never forget how good of a dick I suck". Verbatim.
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
they have a video of him in his boxers making a snow angel in the hallway is his own vomit and coca cola.
Can we just discuss how hundreds of miles away we were both beyond drunk and in some boys bed. That is the definition of friendship.
Nothing like banging your nurse in the shower while staying in the hospital
you can't let guys come on your chest and then hog my blanket
Thanksgiving day drinking ended up with me in a shopping cart screaming where are the bitches and condoms. I'd say it went well.
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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