I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
I need to stop coming to work sober
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
if you had such a terrible roommate you would understand. jacking off in his conditioner is just the start.
I don't know. Something about answering "what did you do on Sunday?" Seems odd when the reply is, painted, went to the grocery store, put a restraint device on my bed.
After hearing her fall down in the shower for the third time, I decided to go check on her.
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
Look at all the pictures I have of us sucking on jello syringes.
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
Dude I think the cat just licked the coke plate
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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