My balls had bee stings let's just leave it at that.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Remember middle school health class where we used to say that when we lost our vcards we would be on the pill, using a condom, and have had our partners tested first? We were so optimistic.
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
I take it we used my cleavage as a pen holder last night during the graffiti party. Looks like the colours of Crayola exploded all over my chest
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I like to think it's an accomplishment that I can relate my life to a T-pain song
My Wonder Woman lingerie has been defiled by man. I'm a horrible Amazon.
I only had ten dollars. So leave it to Katie to somehow makeout with the bartender, on his shift mind you, and get free drinks.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You remember my neighbor with the perfect ass? It's even better in assless chaps.
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