we made out on top of his cat.
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just realized that if I marry him I will have the same last name as spiderman. this makes my decision so much harder.
Awesome, the library of congress archived all tweets. Now my great great grandchildren can pinpoint the date they inherited alcoholism.
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
Neighbour is sobbing. Difficult to masturbate.
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
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