If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
Please ignore everything I told you about my girlfriends vagina last night.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
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