We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
frankly if you're gonna get kicked out of your place, hooking up with your gay roommate's boyfriend would be the most entertaining way to do it.
The ratio of how much he pisses me off to how much sex i get just isnt working out for me
I thought he wouldn't talk to me again. You know, what's that saying "why buy the cow when you can fuck it six hours after meeting"
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
we got kicked out of McDonald's because you kept screaming THAT SHIT CRAY at the woman in front of us because she ordered a fish filet.
...that shit cray.
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I woke up with my shoes still on and my pants around my ankles cause I couldn't get them over my shoes
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
Come on in and take your pants off
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