Ok walking to car, 3 gay guys park get out of car, one on phone says 'I dont know but I was definately getting some curb rubbing'
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
You'll be happy to know that I did indeed fracture my rib in a sex related injury
He is going to sleep with me. That's all there is to it. I'm 4 for 4 right now. I'm not making it 4 for 5.
Just picked them up. It took 6 holes and a handle of rum to evolve from golf to a demolition derby.
There's an entire pit crew of cart boys surveying the golf cart destruction.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
Saying someone's good at giving head is like saying someone is good at pouring juice like there is that one girl who will spill it everywhere but for the most part it's not that hard to be good at
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Reasons I shouldn't drink... My twitter drafts keep getting more and more emotional.
What type of condoms do you get ? Oh and do you want a slurpee while I'm here
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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