She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
yeah. then i thought it would be a good idea to show them how hairy my armpits were, so they'd be distracted from the bush in my pants. EPIC FAIL.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
This tiny cat is tiny breathing with her tiny lungs and im having a tiny freak out. Like those lungs have to be super tiny.
I could fuck to npr.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
its been well over a year and hes still saying sex with me was epic
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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