Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
im returning my roomates shirt with a "i got laid in this" thank you note
I just saw "i'm bigger then that" as her facebook status. Would it be better to make a fat joke or correct her grammar?
Everyone knows relationships are a winter sport
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
It is way too early in the summer for me to be coming into work still drunk.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Drinking loves me for WHO I am
By 11 pm the pants were off and there was no turning back. But on the bright side, you promised me your CDs when you died, you even signed a napkin saying so.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Some guy just ordered at Cosmo and 2 screwdrivers in the sky club at 8:30 am. I'm starting to feel a lot better about my alcoholism
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
Randomize
