I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
this will be a night to untag.
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
SOS. HE HAS PASSED OUT AND IS LYING ON TOP OF ME. HE IS STILL INSIDE. HELP
Me and this 7 year old almost finished a large pizza. And when I say me and this 7 year old I really mean me.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
So I missed the eclipse because I was masturbating.
you said, "the pool was totally tequila. and i left my shoe halfway across town. and by shoe i mean car" it appeared to me that you didn't have your shoes or car.
I just landed at Logan and some guy threw up in the baggage carousel. Boston never really changes
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