...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I don't know, but I don't want you to think its ok to show up at my house at 4 am with a gorilla suit and a bucket of pinnapple and think id be ok with it
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
like the only thing i remember is bringing a piece of toast to the bar...
I'd say I'd distract him, but I lose my psychic powers when guys get girlfriends. And by psychic powers I mean taking off my top.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
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