dude you need to get laid
me?
no, the other guy who hasn't been laid in 7 months
oh I thought you were talkin about me
wait
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
When your really high you cant order into a clowns mouth
Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
I didn't take her seriously until she snorted that ramen noodle flavor packet...
So what do you think the policy is on vomit in rental cars? do I have to clean that up or is that part of the service I'm paying for?
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
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