I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
the fundamentals of my vasectemy are strong
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
the mole on his forehead could get me off better than his dick
please tell me you have proof of this
I don't remember anything other than how good it felt when I peed my pants.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
For the first time in my life, I paid for my own alcoholic beverage last night. Am I getting ugly?
To be honest, kinda.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
I'll give you one guess. It has a cock and I want it
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