I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
I could have mohawked her pubes.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I was so drunk i thought Kathy Griffin was funny
I feel like you just avenged me for every guy who came in my hair
i just remebered that we smoked out my hamster yesterday...
i hope hes still alive. i just remember you give him a shit load of cereal and saying "trust me your going to need it"
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I caught myself flirting with clients today. Someone needs to take me to pound town before I self destruct. This is a code red. I repeat code red.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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