He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
they're using the ping pong table for ping pong. it's weird
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
So I'm trying to figure out if starting the day running around the quad in a black t-shirt and bikini w/ a drawn on mustache is a good way to start the day...
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
My condoms might be a little big for you but hey, a big sweater is better than no sweater at all when it's cold right?
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I would rather you cheat on me then you watch this season of Breaking Bad without me.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
I remember 2 things. 1. Hanging through the window. 2. And she needing a bucket to puke in. That’s all. I have no other memory.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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