Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Dude, we're at Einstein's Bagels and the dude next to us is spreading cannabutter on his bagel.
I wasn't sure if "you're even prettier in the dark" was a compliment. Hmm.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
We go out, we get drunk, we watch Star Wars, we pass out. What's wrong with this tradition?
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
she's my really slutty friend i bring around so i can act slutty and not feel as bad about it
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
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