I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
On the oral sex Super Bowl board I drew 7 and 1. If I get lucky, someone will be swallowing during Madonna's half time. I'm sure she'd approve.
My ex just sent me a message asking if she could blow me, but only if we get caught by her new bf. If she promises to swallow I'm doing it.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Omg I just woke up. In the hallway outside my room. I know you had something to do with this
Randomize
