Its not alright that i make out with a manican.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
all i wanna do is slam about 38 beers eat a whole pizza and wake up naked in the taco bell parking lot
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
Just kicked a guy in his penis in order to win a dance contest on Bourbon....desperate.
I just puked so hard I pissed myself. Outta my ass. I just won hangover of the century.
The paramedics came back to shotgun beers with us.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I'm still depressed that I forgot my ice cream at your place
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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