: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
I think im pregnant
I think you have the wrong number
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
the nurse was shocked when I handed her a cup of green piss. what did she expect giving me a drug test on st. patty's day?
I'm wearing cowboy boots and showing way too much cleavage to be in a place with no jaeger.
Dude, Taco Bell gave me a free fiesta potatoes when I won a bet on wether I could fit the entire rim of a cup in my mouth.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
But I did discover that he's totally okay with going down on me while I eat taco bell so that's a plus, right?
Well there's a microwave in my yard now too. I fucking Bruce/Caitlyn Jennered decathloned that bitch.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
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