Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
Shaq going to Cleveland; Vince Carter to the Magic; Michael Jackson, Farrah Fawcett, and Ed McMahon die.... ARMAGEDDON IS UPON US!!!!!
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
is it bad if I use the term bowl as a measurement of time, as in how long it takes to smoke a bowl?
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
She had forties taped to her hands and was trying to give him a hand job while he was passed out, with everyone in the living room.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
All my female reproductive organs were screaming HELL YES last night.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
I’m so poor I’m filling a flask with vodka and bringing it to the bar.
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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