Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
There are only two things that should be in vaginas... penises and vegetables
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
After your mom took her 12th and fatal tequila shot she proceeded to fall head first into the bonfire... Guess I don't have to fear getting old after all
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
Gym?
Sweet baby Jebus, no. I'm Motley Crue hungover. This must be how it feels to rail a line of ants.
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I should've known a straight guy wouldn't know all the words to Moana
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
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