Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
WHITE RUSSIAN WEDNESDAY. TELL YOUR CO WORKERS. INVITE QND PREPARE
We still going to Happy Hour
Idk. I can't because it doesn't fit in my schedule of sleeping or throwing up
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
Seriously my only wish tonight is to be at the club in a sombrero w my shirt off pouring tequila on bitches titties
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
So i walked around campus drunk and alone last night eating pizza and a lunchable from 7-11. Sat by the flag pole and drank an entire liter of water, took off my shoes to prance around in the fountain, then stepped in dog shit on the way home...barefoot.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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