i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
On the bright side I got 500 American Express points paying for the abortion
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Traveling before 21 and traveling after 21 are two different things. There's a whole nother world of red white and blue weird out there
Laying on a pile of just out of the dryer clothes because this is NOT real life.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
Every guy I've ever fucked is single right now
Pray for me
I'm not in it for just the sex. If I wanted mediocre dick once a week I would have stayed with one of my exes.
That car ride home was pretty awkward. Your feeling up the girlfriend to the guy who's throwing up out the window. Thanks for that.
And you know what the worst part is? Because of him I can now relate to a goddamn Taylor Swift song. FUCK. MY. LIFE.
Soo I'm in the trunk of a car drunk about to jump on trampolines. My life rocks!
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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