I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It's just a condom. Most people would commend me for saying I was going to start using them, and you're acting like I'm going to try heroin.
i told you he always needs adult supervision he just tazered himself
Why yes. I did get laid looking like that. My sheets look like there was a clown orgy
I asked him to make me two boxes of macaroni and cheese. That's like eight servings. How did I think that was an okay amount.
You've seen the quality of dick pics I normally get. The bar is high.
It was the highest I'd ever been. I felt like a blob. A blob eating a burrito.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
I'm glad he doesn't have a bigger dick because he'd just use it for evil anyway
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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