How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
The only pictures he has from one of the biggest football weekends is an album titled "I miss my dog" filled with tons of pictures of his dog and him. This relationship must end.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
i just walked in on him masterbating..to a picture of me. that definitely has to be true love.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
cake and sex. what better combination is there.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
Just got hit on via LinkedIn..do I capitalize on this opportunity/land a job or reply something sassy
We just FaceTimed and I put an Oreo in my vagina for him. Now he has to fly across the globe for me.
Randomize
