Dan just whipped out his wang to piss in a milk jug! Hello weekend.
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Bring single women, or taken women who are unhappy with their relationships, or women who are happy with their relationships but have low moral standards, or women who just like to remove clothing when drunk (relationship status is unimportant for this option)
Seriously how many times do I have to sleep with him before he stops calling me dude
ANNA HAS DISCOVERED EROTIC FANFICTION OF SHARKNADO THIS IS NOT A DRILL
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
I tired using vodka to remove my makeup
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
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