And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
He just came in my nostril. Never look down when a guy is pulling out during missionary.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
One more sleep until playoffs, Canucks are back this year, you bet your ass I'm going to uphold the tradition of being the 90 lb girl that fights every hairy ass Bruins fan at BWW.
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
Right in the middle of our simultaneous orgasms, he shouted "HAPPY NEW YEAR" ruining the intimacy
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
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