Rosebud was a fucking sled. Gay.
i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
She asked me how I live with myself. I told her one night at a time.
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
It just hit me that I woke up to you in a bear suit. Explain.
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
New level of stoned. My Terry's Chocolate Orange didn't 'whack-and-unwrap' so I ate it like an apple.
You kept asking the bartender if you could "buy a dollar".
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
Randomize
