through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I'm skipping the 'hey, how are you, I have to pick up something pointless at your apartment' excuse and just telling you I'm coming over to fuck.
I am on a roof. I'm not sure which one, or why, or how, but I am on a roof and you should come get me. I can see info classrooms!
I feel like a color. Like a wavy color
Why does my therapist keep calling when I jerk off?
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
Apparently this establishment won't let you rent a sailboat if you have been drinking rum all morning
Like, bro, how do you think I got the idea to go sailing
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
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