We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Dude he was a used car salesman for his friends' penises. I know I have something here that's right for you!
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
I woke up to a full mcdonalds meal being shoved in my face. Mom mustve noticed the empty tequila bottle. I love family.
I'm missing a sock, a boot, and antlers. We need to get on that.
Hey I'm sorry for head butting you last night. Personally I thought it was funny at the time, but I can see how from your perspective it may not have been as enjoyable for you... Hope your lip is okay.
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
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