We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
new call of duty comes out in november. guess im not passing my finals
You'd think with all the porn he watches he'd be a little better at this...
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
yesterday, he said he didn't trust me around his daughter because "if she was wrapped in rolling paper u'd smoke her." yup.
Can't a girl send out a 4 pm booty call anymore
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
we aren't going to have kids. there's a 50% chance that they would look like him. not worth the risk
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Hahah what did you even say to him?!
That I was gonna inflate his vagina with a leaf blower?
Oh.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
I miss painting strippers for Christmas. Holidays not the same without glitter and body paint
I'll be your substitute stripper tonight.
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