chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
dude why did you let me call her?!
i told you it was a bad idea and to quote you exactly, you said "no, it's a good idea..that's what people do when they love each other." you met her 15 minutes prior to that conversation...
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
it took you forty minutes to realize it was a gay bar.
I was told u were the one who could explain to me why i woke up in the running shower, still in my dress and heels
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
I'm just sayin' man be careful, that chick has castration written all over her.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I would of joined had I not blacked out last night and ran around naked breaking things till 4 am
All I know is that I woke up with glitter all over me and blood on my shoes. It wasn't my blood.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
wow. that really looks like a penis. not a top hat
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