For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
After you finished the $300 bottle of wine you just started crying about how if Mulder and Scully didn't invite you to join the x-files your life would be meaningless because you "love that weird shit"
I'm super depressed and stressed and I just want spaghetti and sex...
my dad just liked my status about my bowl being stolen even he feels my pain
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