so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
I just threw up on the floor. And we're gonna fuck on the beer pong table, so keep everyone upstairs.
I am significantly less than sober now. Gonna make like, ten hotdogs.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Dude, did you fall in a toilet on the way over here?
Was face down in one actually. Bars 2, Drew 0.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Taylor Swift needs more songs about threesomes. I'm not sure she gets me anymore.
He's balder, I'm skinnier. I win. I. Win.
I swear to god if you settle for a trump supporting packers fan, I will not acknowledge your children. You're better than that.
I hate who I am becoming
I think of it as growth but I also hate who I am becoming as well
I’m going to hump him until his teeth hurt and then I’m going to have my way with him
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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