actually, I'm a sock model
if i wake u up at 5am tmrw by coming into ur room wearing nothing but my indiana jones hat and purple socks while singing 'courtesy of the red white + blue' will u be pleased or annoyed
keep in mind this isn't open to negotiation, i'm just trying to gauge ur reaction
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Oh and fyi, I've been drinking and about to do free weights. I'll late you know how this goes.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
if it looks like there's being an exorcism being performed you know your doing something right.
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
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