Are you guys doing anything tonight?
Krysta
have you ever been in a public bathroom and someone walked in, and you played "Fat or Crying" based on her breathing?
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
This is going to be the summer remembered forever as the giant 3 month long mushroom trip.
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
We stared down the barrel of pure insanity, took more and the electric elephant god rewarded our fearlessness by giving me golden skulls and naked women crawling out of the walls. I love acid
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I pulled up iMessage on my computer and I'm pretty sure two people in my class saw that dick pic you sent. Sorry!
I say I hate my boss but I find myself jerking off to him more and more with each passing day
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
Come over. We have half a bottle of jumbo champagne left and no boyfriends to slow us down
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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