Drawing on your hand and calling it yenifer lopez doesn't count!
she texted him the burrito order while she was puking in the Del Taco parking lot...
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I am almost positive I asked to milk her when I was saying my goodbyes.
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
Planning a foam party. Swimsuits are mandatory, and please no granny suits. If you wear a granny suit I will stick you in the corner and put a cone hat on your head.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I don't care what you say about him, his cock is the stuff dreams are made of.
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
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