Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
I'm gonna hire strippers dressed like the founding fathers.
It's all coming back to me. I drank moonshine from a milk carton from a guy named tomohawk last night.
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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