I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
Stole every fake plant from the lobby and placed it in front of you're apartment door, Enjoy!
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
I'm so hungover all I can do is stare at my curser and hope it starts moving on its own
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
Oh no, we smoked the revival weed. It came in a Batman bag. It hit like justice. And orphans.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
WHY DON'T YOU WANT TO BE MY ESKIMO BRO
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
Randomize
