Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Everytime she tries to call me all I can think about is when she tripped walking down my steps during her walk of shame. Then I laugh until it goes to voicemail
you never know when you'll meet the man of your dreams and bang him in an elevator
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
remember how i yelled at you for inviting that coke dealer to the party?! i found the $100 bill they were snorting with in the couch.
..new slutty dresses or booze? i won't even waste time with the i told you so.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
She has a bong hits for Jesus shirt. Of course I'm going to like her.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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