If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
If for any reason you were wondering if i was going to vomit at the airport today, the answer is yes.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Girl in my public speaking class just gave a speech on weaves, God I love community college
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
He told me he loved me...but added "you crazy bitch" at the end. Does it still count???
He showed me a picture of his family on Instagram and his dad was my Sugar Daddy. ABORT.
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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