Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Turns out drinking large amounts of Gentleman Jack does NOT turn you into a Gentleman -- quite the opposite actually.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
He snuck into my grandmothers house, broke her lamp, fucked me, then had breakfast with us the next morning. I am an awful granddaughter.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
She is putting glow sticks from her bedroom to the bathroom. She is calling it 'Being prepared'. God help us all tonight...
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
You woke up butt naked, peed yourself said something about jumbo shrimp, and passed back out 10 seconds ltr..
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
Sometimes you just gotta get high and go to a planetarium. Why can't he understand that?
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
I don't know what she did to me last night, but the scratches on my back indicate that I had sex with a Bengal tiger last night.
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