Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
What the hell am I supposed to do with 50 gallons of mayo?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
Just jerked off to Cameron Diaz in "My Sister's Keeper". New low.
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
i sent you a picture of beads you send me a picture of boobs how hard is this to understand
I'm seeing how long I can hold this wine in my mouth. I have so many adventures! I'm like Teddy Ruxpin!
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
This is classic penis vs brain.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
