so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
sitting on my lesbian neighbors couch, sexting, & eating a burrito.. that single
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
U have to come, I miss the sound of you throwing up.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
SURVIVAL MODE. WE CAN DO THIS. Celebratory survived-working-christmas-retail sex to follow
like i literally can feel my uterus getting frustrated at me for not being pregnant.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Ha! Just garden hosed my vag and thought of you.
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