Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
some gay kid said he wanted to blow him because "his eyebrows told a story"
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
I have already decided that it happened in an alternate universe since both of the people involved don't remember it and we only have the word of a sober person that it happened at all
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
Liz is crying about burritos again.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
woke up hungover this morning lying in a water raft covered in water.. i dont know if i should consider this good or bad
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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