dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
You don't have asthma, your pregnant
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
Last night you tried to pee on my bed...in the hallway...your room...and the showers. When I finally got you on the toilet you passed out.
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
He's so hot and there's so much R Kelly and vodka I think I might die.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
You started crawling towards a moving train. Maybe you should take it easy next time
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
just woke up on the floor with a bottle in my hand. and by bottle, i mean a baby bottle. half filled with tequila.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Took the ex out to the bar, then left with her and her best friend....and you said this was a bad thing.
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